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Friend - "I don't think I will subscribe to starhub for internet services..."

Me(curious) - "Why? Becos they are more ex?"

Friend - "No lah, cos I know can get virus easily!"

Me(Surprised) - "Is it? Wah how you know, their server got problems meh?"

Friend - "Becos they use fat green pipe mah, pipe big so virus can get in easily."

Me - ".............."